10 Lies about Kaia

10 lies about me!

1.          People wonder why I have awkward thumbs. This is the answer. When I was born I worked in the dwarf mines mining the cure for small fingers. All dwarfs had the same finger and I’m a dwarf!

2.          People ask why do your eyes change from greeny blue to grey. My answer: I’m from another universe where everything is grey black and white and I’m plotting to destroy all existence.

3.          People ask why do you have bumpy skin. It’s because I am actually a super hero called Bubble Man and when I’m in human form not all the bubbles deflate.

4.          Why am I so ugly? Because Muhammad Ali mistook me for a punching bag and he clocked me right in the jaw!

5.          Why is my name Kaia? Because it stands for Kool Awesome Incredible Alien

6.          Why am I so fat? I'm so fat because I went to the super market and made myself an all in one cake

7.          People ask why I have a long tongue. It’s because I was being naughty and I went to the torture room and I put my tongue in the stretcher.

8.          Why are my lips so fat? My lips are fat because I got an air pump put it in my lips and blew them up.

9.          Why do I have odd feet? Because I kicked a block of titanium and my feet crumpled up

10. Why do I have a double chin? It’s because I am secretly Eric Cartman from Southpark. 

Family Fiesta

Check out some of our cupcake entries for the Family Fiesta! Come along and bid on them!

10 Lies about Astra!

1.Why are my feet so big? When I was 3 I had really small feet so my cousin got pliers and stretched my feet out.

2.Why my eyes change colour? My eyes change because when I was 7 I got taken by aliens and they used their magic powers to change my eyes every 24.7

3.Why am I so clumsy? I am really clumsy because I am related to Clumsy the smurf and I have 50% of his clumsiness.

4.Why do I have a gap in my teeth? I have a gap in my teeth because when I was younger my teeth were straight and everyone was jealous of my teeth so they shaved a coin in between my teeth  so now they are gappy.

5.Why am I tall ? I am tall because when I was 7 I climed a magic tree there was a giant up there and he didn't like that I was short so he curtsied me to be tall until I die.

6.Why am I so dumb? I am dumb because the nurse that helped mum give birth drop me on my head straight after I was born.

7.Why is my tummy so big? My tummy is really big because when I was little my mum had my sister then forgot to feed me. Then my sister got too big, then fed me too much, so that is why my tummy is big.

8.Why is my hair curly? My hair is curly because when I was four my mum let me play with her phone and I spilt water in the battery, then I touched it and it blew up while my finger was on it.

9.Why is my name Astra? My name is Astra because in my early life I was an astronaut and that is why my name is Astra.

10.Why are my finger nails short? My finger nails are short because last year my mum was walking in heels and didn't see my hands and stood on them and they won't grow back.

10 Lies about Bryce

1 Why is my hair so long? Well my dad was half big foot and i was bald so he saved his his head and put it on mine.

2 Why is my hair so curly? when i was walking my mum said not to touch the electric fence but i did anyway.

3 Why are my ears so big well when i was young i was an elf and Santa said, my ears were to small so he stretched my ears to this size. 

4 Why are my teeth so wonky? Well for starters they aren't teeth they are painted bark.

5 Why are my hands so small? Well last year my hand were the biggest in the land until i came upon a wizard and he shrunk my hands so he could have the biggest hands in the land.

6 Why do i were shoes? Well long ago a witch cast a curse so if i take of my shoes they will detonate and blow up the world.

7 Why do i have bumps on my hands? when i was born aliens abducted me and sucked my blood to experiment on humans.

8 Why do my fingers look like sausages? Well my favorite  food was sausages and i ate and put the sausages on my fingers and then sucked them that's why they are they shape of a sausage. 

9 Why do i have a cut along my leg? Well i got abducted and then tortured for a crystal stone that i knew nothing about so they cut me. 

10 Why is my head so big? When i was 3 my mum had a ball pump that looked like a sausage so i sucked on it and Katie pumped  

50 word writing

Check out Shemira's 50 word writing about camp. It's awesome!

Flying Fox

Getting on, getting buckled in, that thrilling feeling not knowing if you are going to die or if you are going to never be filled with so much life. "Five, four, three, two Legs up" 'WHOOSH' the noise of the flying fox zips through my ears, I loved that feeling.

Mt Kahikatia

I feel like all the oxygen has been sucked out of me, my lungs have been crushed, my legs under a big boulder. Am I carrying bricks? 640 metres above sea level, slippery surfaces catch on to my feet, dirt moves on to my clothes. I was about to die.

Camp at Curious Cove!

We all had so much fun at Curious Cove!